I like black glasses frames, but I also like other colors. In a world so fundamentally full of horrors as our own, taking ownership of my face with different colored frames is great. However, all the colorful frames are made for tiny headed bitches. I got these delightful yellow frames. Guess what? Too small, too tiny. This white frames that make every glance at me feel like its out of a cheap, mediocre, and ultimately time devouring 80's sci-fi film? Tiny. It's ridiculous. I ordered the LARGE frames for a reason: my head is skulltacular. My ears? Uneven. My head stepped into the Land of Oz and crushed the ruby slippers before my forehead even hit the ground. Let me get big frames you fuckers.
I hate milk. Feels wrong.
I feel really odd about sexualized designs in a way that there is clearly a large segment of the population doesn't agree with. I think many people do agree with me for what its worth, but there's a point on any design where if the design isn't good enough, I can't get away from thinking it looks stupid as fuck. This really does extend to men and women, but its more prominent with women. Take this mystique design:
She's got tits the size of boobs! But if you look at another X-Men character introduced the same year, Sabretooth:
He also has tits the size of boobs! But in a very masculine way. They both ooze this sense of hypersexuality that everyone has talked about forever. I don't think either of them look bad, or even their designs are bad, but they aren't really improved by the hyperness of their features. It's this placid, fake sexuality that I really don't enjoy engaging with. It doesn't have the naturalness of man's forearms tensing as he pulls, or a woman's leg flowing in... some normal activity that I can't describe at the moment. I wish that could show through more often.
Dispatch does it well. It has characters with varying levels of sexualized designs that also do the little things that make you actually want to fuck them rather than the idea of a hot person.