I think Dragon Quest is maybe the least changing game series I've ever played. I've played plenty of sequels and re-imaginings and fan sequels and everything in between, but I've beaten 4 DQ games, and am halfway through another, which is halfwayish through the series, which I think is a …
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Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
I finished my 4th Dragon Quest game. My current order is 4, 5, 6, and then 8. Though I did get 80% of the way through 5 before all of that, then beat 4, then actually beat 5. Practically useless info, but I think being honest about my experiences with …
read moreThe Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
I beat another Zelda! Woohoo! This one is kinda mid honestly. It executes the vague idea of a Zelda game well. It has dungeons. It has items. It has heart containers. It has a talky helper. It has Link. It has Zelda. Wow look at it go.
The dungeons are …
read moreWeird Complaints
I like black glasses frames, but I also like other colors. In a world so fundamentally full of horrors as our own, taking ownership of my face with different colored frames is great. However, all the colorful frames are made for tiny headed bitches. I got these delightful yellow frames …
read moreThe Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Continuing my Zelda catch-up, I finished The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, 3DS Edition.
I have mixed feelings on time loops in general. The best usage of a time loop in anything I've ever seen is either Edge of Tomorrow or The Forgotten City. The former, while being a movie …
read moreI don't understand Taco Bell
I really don't fucking understand Taco Bell man. Rather, I don't understand why people enjoy it as much as they do. This is a genuine call for understanding and connection. I see your quesorito. Your 4 wet, sloppy tacos. Your formerly exclusive Baja Blast™️. All of these are seen and …
read moreFriday the 13th Parts 4 and 5
Alright here are two quick reviews of Friday the 13th Part 4 (aka The Final Chapter) and Part 5 (aka A New Beginning)
Part 4:
Hey this one's pretty solid! I hate the loser dude who says nothing but "dead fuck" and makes fun of his friend who in fact …
read moreSocial Difficulties
The idea of texting someone out of the blue and asking how they're doing is so oddly difficult. I do do it occassionaly, and sometimes even get a response! Throwing the first message of the day feels like I'm going "whaaaa whaa talk to me like the filthy disgusting baby …
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Anyone ever just sit there and drink water for a while? A cool sip of water? Maybe some ice? Just a cool sip? 2 sips? 3 sips? 4 sips? You sit there, and put it down. You think for a while, and then you pick it up again. The thing …
read moreFriday the 13th Part 3
I've been slowly watching the Friday the 13th movies with a partner. Hey man, these movies kind of suck. I genuinely do not know how they ever fucking happened man. However, they are slowly getting better.
Here's my review for Part 1: It's bad. Don't watch it. It's like watching …
read moreRelationship burnout
I am polyamorous, and I have 3 partners. I've been poly for 5.5ish years and have had 3 partners for about 2.5 years, and it's overall positive. Over the past 7 months or so, I've been going in and out of feelings of burnout with regards to my …
read moreThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
I've played a lot of games in my time, including Zelda games! As a wee lad though, I never actually finished The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. As a child certain aspects of it were damn near inscrutable, from it's fairly awkward dodging, to it's (at the time), sprawling …
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